Tuesday, October 10, 2017

HADITHI YA MAPENZI : KUSADIKIKA

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja
nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado
Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas.... halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ya electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart... halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo